I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first
name was ALWAYS!!!
Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
SuffeRing
The last fight was my fault.
My wife asked,“What’s on the
TV?”
I said,...
“DUST!”
In the beginning,God created earth and rested,Then God created
man and rested,Then God created woman.
Since then,neither God nor man has rested!
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two MOTHER-IN-LAWS!
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to!
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on
Rodeo Drive and said:,I haven’t eaten anything in four days”.
She looked at him and said?,..
I wish I had your willpower!
Young son:,Dad,I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad:,That happens in every country,son.”
A man inserted an ad in the classified:,WIFE WANTED”.
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine!”